Someone who sprays deodorant near me.
Someone who bumps into me. And doesn’t apologise.
People who block my exiting an elevator.
Someone who says “Myself and Carl”
People who use managerese.
Friends who cancel a meeting — at the last minute.
Someone who asks me whether I am crazy. I normally say “Yes, I am”.
Sms-speak in correspondence. Yes, even in sms messages.